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**WARNING/CUIDADO**

Reading this material may cause rage, apathy, suicidal ideation, homicidal tendencies, increased sexual libido, impotence, night terrors, visual and audible hallucinations, and the overwhelming want/urge to slap the shit of someone. Enjoy!



Sunday, February 5, 2012

Speechless?! Who... Me??

Well shit ladies and gentlemen here we are in 2012. Some of us convinced the apocalypse is months away, the rest of us calling bullshit! (But yet secretly and subconsciously scared shitless, right?) I say who gives a rats butt... let it be! En-tee-ways I am not here to ponder the end of times... hell to be honest... I don't know why the hell I am on here! As a matter of fact... does anyone know where I am?

No but on the real now, I have not sat and wrote from the heart in a while. Why? Well when you have NOTHING in your heart worthy of putting in words, what is the point? Central Texas has the tendency to do that to a person, there is no love, no excitement, no... nothing! I mean if I were the person to do nothing but spit hate and vinegar then I could be on this blog day after day. Almost sad isn't it?

2012. Wow. It really does seem like yesterday when I was sitting (working) through the LONGEST overnight shift at the emergency room in Colorado frantically typing out the now infamous blog, "Stump Speech". Now here we are two years later and I think writing that piece has caused some bad voodoo, evil eye, curse, hex, jinx, ojo mailificioso, whatever the hell you call it in your world, on me and my frigid black soul.

So... are you wondering if I retract anything I wrote that night 2 years ago? Are you waiting to read that I denounce the thoughts I once had because I have now seen the light?? Well turn on MSNBC bitches because ain't nothing changed with me but my waist size and hair weave! Mm, K? But I have seen another side. I have seen another way in the thinking of Americans versus government. Confused yet? Hold on to your britches bitches.

I ranted before about the laziness and "gimme gimme" attitudes that came forth after they, not we, elected this current mindless, in over his head, supposed community organizer POTUS. (I never speaketh his name, its like going into the bathroom with the lights off chanting "Bloody Mary" three times, the dumbass is gonna show!) But now, at the end of this 1st term I am witnessing a little thought and creativity amongst us. Are the changes right? Ethically, no. Are they wrong? Economically, no. Is every individual in this country somehow and someway linked into this? Undeniably, yes!

What started off as this lets heal the world and share/even the wealth policy has morphed in a way that many of us did not expect it to. I know of no easier and understandable way but to put it in list form...

Health Insurance and Medical Reform:
*I see people going to the doctor, using WebMD and Google to research what they need to tell the doctor what symptoms they "have" to get whatever prescription (Xanax, Adderall, Vicodin, etc) and instead of taking these medications, they in turn sell them (mainly to the wealthy dont have anything else to do but get fucked up people) and in turn generate an income that keeps them from applying for welfare.

So illegal! But it works!!

*I lived in Colorado, probably the easiest state in the US to obtain a medical marijuana license. For $30 and a 10 minute interview, BAM! You are now legal to smoke it up! Not only are you allowed to partake in the ganja you can:
-Name another as your caregiver automatically giving them a license.
-Every patient is allowed to grow 6 plants per license.
-Caregivers can treat as many patients as they please.
Lets do some math. A caregiver has 5 patients, by law that caregiver can grow 36 plants. That caregivers patients can grow 6 plants of their own, 6 times 36 is 216, plus the caregivers 36 is 252. One plant yields an average of one pound of marijuana. Really? Six people by law in Colorado can grow at least and utilize 252 pounds of pot?

Without having a license in Colorado, if you are caught by the law smoking or in possession of less than 2 ounces (which would last me a good 2-3 weeks) it is a $25 FINE! No prison, no arrest, just a ticket! AND! You can only be cited with that fine once every 365 days.

HO...
LY...
SHIT!

Now that I have educated some of you on this matter let me tell you about a REPUBLICAN candidate for President that realizes that what Colorado has shown us is the ANSWER to all of the economic shortcomings of we, the people and we, the nation.

Ron Paul knows, supports, and will BACK UP AND DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE! He isnt about the rhetoric, he is about the FACTS.

The legalization of marijuana alone would single handedly eliminate the national debt. By reducing the amount of money spent putting supposed marijuana criminals in prisons, creating new jobs, and calming down these fucking morons by just passing them the bong and jamming to a little Bob Marley.

Yeah yeah yeah we cant tax marijuana because it is natural and grows from the earth, such as vegetables and bread. But we can tax production, business sales, and manufacturing just as we do with fruit, farmers markets, honey producers, etc.

Get off your ass America and quit believing the bullshit. Mr current POTUS has not followed through with not 1 damn promise he made, NOT ONE out of 502!! He has did nothing about bipartisanship except fuel the fire and speaking as a huge flaming homo, he is the BIGGEST liar we have ever employed. Lying to the LGBT community since the day he thought, "well hyuck, I thinks Imma run fo Presadint Michelle! Lets start wit dem there homos and promise them some marriage and rights."

Uhhhh, where the fuck is it dude? (I still dont believe in same sex "marriage", I was just using it as an example. If the homos cant be satisfied with civil unions and domestic partnerships they obviously arent getting screwed in the ass enough.)

Look past the Christian bible thumping Republicans and listen to the Neo-Conservatives. They are the "CHANGE" and from what it seems, they are the only way out of this mess. That is, if its not to late.

I love you all! My precious fans! Keep it real and ALWAYS pass the dutch on the left hand side...

Smooches,
Holly Wood (the Celebrity)




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